{"id":787,"date":"2008-05-11T01:48:17","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T01:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/?p=787"},"modified":"2013-10-04T00:30:16","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T00:30:16","slug":"if-disney-horoscope-exists-this-should-be-my-goofy-year-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/2008\/if-disney-horoscope-exists-this-should-be-my-goofy-year-p\/","title":{"rendered":"If Disney Horoscope exists, this should be my Goofy year :P"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>Si el Hor\u00f3scopo Disney existe, este debe ser mi a\u00f1o a\u00f1o Goofy (Tribilin).<br \/>\nEl lunes pasado andando en mi moto, me acercaba a un sem\u00e1foro y me levante la pantalla pl\u00e1stica protectora porque me hacia calor, con tanta suerte que en los 40 metros antes de llegar a la esquina me pego un bicho (un cascarudo creo) en el centro del ojo izquierdo, una suerte de perros.<\/p>\n<p>Tuve que ir a verme a la guardia oftalmol\u00f3gica del Allende, que por cierto tardaron 45 minutos en atenderme.<\/p>\n<p>Resultado: ojo anestesiado hasta la noche, parche como pirata por dicho d\u00eda. Al d\u00eda siguiente me dol\u00eda bastanton el ojo y me retraso el laburo de la semana.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post-excerpt\">Si el Hor\u00f3scopo Disney existe, este debe ser mi a\u00f1o a\u00f1o Goofy (Tribilin). El lunes pasado andando en mi moto,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"featured_image_urls_v2":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":""},"post_excerpt_stackable_v2":"<p class=\"post-excerpt\">Si el Hor\u00f3scopo Disney existe, este debe ser mi a\u00f1o a\u00f1o Goofy (Tribilin). El lunes pasado andando en mi moto, me acercaba a un sem\u00e1foro y me levante la pantalla pl\u00e1stica protectora porque me hacia calor, con tanta suerte que en los 40 metros antes de llegar a la esquina me pego un bicho (un cascarudo creo) en el centro del ojo izquierdo, una suerte de perros. Tuve que ir a verme a la guardia oftalmol\u00f3gica del Allende, que por cierto tardaron 45 minutos en atenderme. Resultado: ojo anestesiado hasta la noche, parche como pirata por dicho d\u00eda. Al d\u00eda&hellip;<\/p>\n","category_list_v2":"<a href=\"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/category\/blog\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Blog<\/a>","author_info_v2":{"name":"lleox","url":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/author\/lleox\/"},"comments_num_v2":"0 comentarios","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live.lleox.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}